Lila Garrett (born November 21, 1925 in New York City) is a television screenwriter and a radio host. She wrote for the sitcoms The Second Hundred Years (co-wrote episodes 10 and 13 with Bernie Kahn), My Favorite Martian,All in the Family, and Bewitched. She co-wrote, with Joseph L. McEveety, Bernie Kahn and Stu Billett, the 1971 Disney TV movie The Barefoot Executive. She hosts Connect the Dots on Pacifica Radio and is a frequent contributor to the online magazine LA Progressive.